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In the tradition of tuck shops the world over, we're here to provide for
the student body. That's why we carry Tuk Wear - unique and rugged clothing
that lets you proudly say "Tuk U". And -- if the wind is whistling
through the cracks in your cabin -- paper your walls with our beautiful
Tuk-U certificates and degrees.
Ordering 101. So this is your first
course in ordering goodies over the Internet. Let us help
you pass with flying colors.
Protect your plastic. We understand
how attached you are to that credit card -- so we'll take very good care
of it. Hop over to our security
policy for more details.
You're incognito. Who? Who? We
treat our customers' privacy in the Northern tradition of Ookpik the snow
owl. No-one knows about you but us - check our privacy
guarantee.
Pricing and currency. How much
is that in Ruritanian zlotnies? Don't ask us - we have no idea. We price
our goodies in Canadian dollars, worth about 65 American cents (or 2,370
zlotnies). What a deal! Go visit our pricing
page for more information.
Harness up that dog team! As romantic
as it might sound, we don't really send our goods out over the tundra
on a sled. Click here to learn more about shipping
options.
Freedom of choice. Although the on-line
Tuk Shop is the easiest and fastest, there are lots of ways to buy Tuk-U
merchandise. Check out our shopping
alternatives for all your options.
Who is the Tuk Shop? Funny you
should ask. We were wondering the same thing. Hop over here to learn more
about the impeccable
corporate history of the Tuk Shop.
What if . . . Sure, sure, the bear
ate your t-shirt. We understand. We had the same Grade 3 teacher. Tuk-U,
though is more forgiving. Check out our customer
service guarantee.
(And if the bear ate our last t-shirt, we have an
out-of-stock
policy for you.)
Help! Help! We answer your every
question here.
(Except maybe that really hard question on your final exam in Mukluk Metaphysics.)
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